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The social Gaff

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The Social Gaff

The end is neigh; I am doomed, done for.
All is revealed, I slurp my soup!
Oh the disgrace never to be asked again,
Beyond the pail.
Well no not quite, just slurping round the edges.
But then as I’d tried to say,
I’d only come to fix the plumbing.
Written in a moment of boredom in the dim and distant past!
© 2008 - 2024 dixiida
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DEMurray's avatar
ROFL Loving this!!! Great fun!

3 tiny comments, if I may! It's "gaffe" (a gaff is something quite different - [link]); and "nigh" (neigh is the noise a horse makes); and "beyond the pale" ([link] sums it up nicely!).

Hope you don't mind - but in this case the mispellings change the meaning quite a lot!! LOL :D